Citizens of the Republic of Fun Ltd. (ROFL),

We, the people of the Republic of Fun Limited, demand our right to PLAY! Play without fear. of mediocrity and boredom. Refuse to settle for mediocrity. Refuse to tolerate stale, outdated graphics, same game mechanics, crappy characters or rubbish storytelling. Our government will ensure that your gaming experience is one that makes our Republic the envy of the free world.

We call for a revolution! A revolution that brings forth new and exciting game play, innovative features, and endless hours of FUN!

We demand that our voices be heard! We will not be silenced by the powers that be, who seek to control our gaming experience. We will stand united in our quest for a better gaming world and will not rest until our demands are met.

Ask NOT what your play can do for you but what it can do for the Republic. Join us, fellow citizens, in our quest for fun and games! Let us show the world that the Republic of Fun Ltd. is not just an idea, but a way of life.

So let us raise our controllers, our devices and play with pride. Together, we can build a world of endless possibilities and endless fun. As citizens of this great republic, our duty is to play. So, let's get playing! So, let’s play together for the ultimate gaming experience, and let the world know that we will not be silenced and let’s Rejoyce in the Joy of Playing!

"Viva la Republic of Fun Ltd! (ROFL)
Long live the gaming revolution!"